TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) - The Heart Attack Grill — a theme restaurant whose
specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries,
cooked in pure lard — is making health-care professionals’ blood
pressure rise, and not because of the menu..

It is because of the waitresses’ naughty nurse uniforms……

[the story continues]

I dunno, personally, I’m most interested in being pushed out to my car in a wheelchair
after finishing my meal.  This "service" is offered to their "best
patients".  These "patients"  are those who order and finish off a
Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger.To me the triple bypass burger looks
obscenely big,. The Quadruple is simply unthinkable.  I’m not sure if
I’d be up to the challenge of the Triple, let alone the Quadruiple..

So I guess I’ll have to forgo the wheelchair and just get a double bypass.

Fortunately that will be easy. The Heart Attack Grill’s one and only Location is just under 19 miles from me.  I’ll have to check it out soon. It had somehow escaped my newshound mom’s radar as well as mine (till now that is).

The burgers and fries sound awwesome. I’ve never found the food at Hooters to be anything special. And the "nurse" theme at The Heart Attack Grill is much more clever than the Hooters Girls.

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